This morning I was speaking to a young insurance agent in town. I was telling him it was Woo Hoo Wednesday! Well, since most people view insurance as a neccessary evil, I thought I would post some humorous excuses which have been given after accidents. This is dedicated to all my insurance friends. Enjoy!! (jokes came from: http://www.einsuranceprofessional.com/jokes.html)
Excuses for accidents:
The indirect cause of this accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
I was on the way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.
I was minding my own business when a pedestrian hit me and went under my car!
Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.
I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of the way when I struck the front end.
Enjoy a song from Chris Rice, Cartoon Song.
Have a great day!!!
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